By Paul M. Banks
Well this would probably make LeBron forget about his damaged elbow, and might have a slight affect on whether he leaves Cleveland or not.
According to Scores gentlemen’s club, a strip joint partially made famous by Howard Stern, if the greatest player in the NBA , Lebron James joins the crappy New York Knicks in the offseason, he will receive:
1. A free lifetime of lap dances
2. A “LeBron James Day” when all the strippers will wear his jersey
3. And free food for life at the strip club’s very own steakhouse
Quite an indecent proposal, I wonder how many of the strippers at Scores have bigger bosoms than Eddy Curry, James’ new potential teammate. Of course, Curry’s are natural. That’s what great about recruiting in the NBA, sure players are offered pretty much the same things that they get offered when choosing a college (other than the large sums of money of course) but here it’s all out in the open. It’s not under the table like in college basketball.